Game 85 - Alcorn State vs. North Carolina A&T

Celebration Bowl
December 19 at Georgia Dome in Atlanta, GA
ESPN

"it's a foot race"

Can football players race on anything else besides feet?

Are bicycles allowed on the field?

At least make it more specific and call it a cleat race.


* We'd like to welcome NC A&T quarterback Lenorris Footman to the Hendrick Ekpe All Stars. He was missed and will be missed when we inevitably lose him in free agency to another all-name team.

Game 3 - Alcorn State at Georgia Tech

September 3 at Bobby Dodd Stadium in Atlanta, GA
ACC Network

The college football season has begun, so that means we get right to broadcaster nonsense. The kick off shouldn't be the opening to a football game; it should just be some nuntz in the booth yelling about pocket presence and there we go: game starts.

This list is going to get ridiculously long over the coming weeks, but Tom Werme & James Bates sure got us off to a nice start on opening night.

Gentleman?

"Dual threat quarterback"
"Identity crisis"
"Reps"
"Big, bad bruiser"
"He's special"
"Next level"
"Under his own power"
"Stopped stone cold"
"Maintain your gap control"
"The young man's got to hold on to the rock"
"That was a rhythm play"
"Toting the rock"
"Adversity strikes"
"Tough as nails"

And a couple Special Moments:

"Came in...hungry for some Alcorn State offensive blood"

and

"Welcome to Atlanta where the players play"