November 9 at Qualcomm Stadium in San Diego, CA
ESPN
I didn't know that Chicago defensive end Lamarr Houston tore his ACL celebrating a sack last season, but I do know it's absolutely ridiculous. Even if you only develop a cough or a cold from the celebration, and not a torn ACL, it's still ridiculous.
Also, there was no reason for Houston's parents to add an extra R to his first name. Lamar would've been just fine.
* Nice night of Nonsense from Mike Tirico and Jon Gruden, who never disappoint.
"Ground-based organization" (Tirico)
"Clock it" (T)
"Beware of blind pursuit" (Gruden)
"Bullet slant" (G)
"Spider cam" (T)
"The walking wounded" (G)
"Makeshift receiving core" (G)
"Gunslinger" (T)
"Attack you horizontally" (G)
And the Phrase of the Night came from Gruden:
"He threw the ball with nothing but his arm!"