September 17 at Papa Johns Stadium in Louisville, KY
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Well, it wasn't the prettiest ACC opener, but while Clemson survived on the road 20-17 to move to 3-0, Louisville is 0-3 for the first time since 1984.
The Cardinals are struggling, and though next week's game against Samford should be win No. 1, a potentially tough game at N.C. State is followed by another road game at defending conference champion Florida State. Louisville could be staring at a 1-5/0-3 ACC start.
But enough of that, let's take a look at some of the ridiculous things Jesse Palmer and David Pollack said!
Palmer
"Launching pad game"
"Ball security"
"Dependable workhorse back" (why did football people invent the term "workhorse" if they were just going to add a second word that is very similar to workhorse?)
"Extra curricular activity"
"Let him be the hammer"
"Situational football" (EVERYTHING is a situation)
Pollack
"Your defense has been salty all night"
"Household name"
"Ball hawk"
"Locating the football with his eyes" (instead of the usual strategy, ears)